Dave is still bent about the whole Zoe and the mental owner issue but Dave has good news.
Dave was web surfing late last night and found Wakish Wonderz. So what you say? That is what I said to Dave this very morning and he threw a coffee cup at me!
It is OK though, that was his "Worlds Greatest Monkey" cup in tiny pieces all over the floor now. I'm not cleaning it up.
Dave has been trying to get me to eat more bananas. He had been trying to tell me they are loaded with good stuff. I like a good banana, but I do not have an addiction issue with them like Dave over there.
Anyway, Dave found Wakish and his site and fell in love because it had a ton of articles about increasing your blogs popularity, something Dave is very concerned about. The real kicker for Dave was when he found a fantastic article on Bananas of all things.
Dave bookmarked the site and sent me there to read about bananas. Who knew they could be so good for you. I still say the Monkey is addicted.
You should go check out Wakish if you are looking for darn near anything but especially if you are looking for information on blogging or making your blog more popular or bananas!
Now Dave is the first one to sing the praises of anyone that has been busted out of the slammer, but in this case Dave feels like this is going from the frying pan to the fire.
Zoe has an owner that is a bit on the unstable side and Dave takes issue with that.
Oh, no, I don't hear Dave.
Dave is in the garage. Dave is in the car. That is OK because Dave does not have... the... keys...
Dave has started the car. This is bad, I never taught Dave how to drive.
Dave must have the gas pedal to the floor, the engine is revving like crazy... BRB...
OK, gotta go. Dave is back in the bedroom, but he is still in the car and there is sheetrock and dust everywhere. I guess we have a three car garage now. Good thing that was Dave's room.
Dave lost track of his cousin years ago. It seems he has turned up and he is doing well. Check out this article and learn about the family. Click the picture for more. A smart young blogger named Uri Kalish tracked this down and that is where we discovered it. Of course Dave is now Uri's biggest fan. I have to agree with Dave on this one. Uri has some very intelligent content that is very good. That of course begs the question, why we there in the first place.
This is my monkeys blog. My fingers fit the keys, so I do all the typing.
To clairfy we are talking about the kind of monkey that jumps around throwing poop at people when he is mad. Thought I would clear that up because it looked like it could go the wrong way there for a moment.
The monkey and I, his name is Dave by the way, were discussing dating the other day. I am short on girlfriends right now because, well, I have a poop throwing monkey.
The monkey is very hard to understand sometimes but his problems seem to center that there is not a very good monkey nightlife where we live.
I had to give him points for that one. I can honestly say I have never seen a true monkey bar. Not one. Not even in Mexico.
The closest monkey of any variety to us is in the zoo. Monkey says zoo monkeys are not the kind of monkeys normal self respecting monkeys date or boink but they are completely ok to throw poop at.
Well I for one am glad we got that one settled.
As for my dating life it is formally in the tank. I would like to blame the monkey, but, well... thats not the case.
We have decided that the monkey and I will start working together to find some monkey hos and some ho hos to hang out with. (No offense to the ladies, that was the monkey talking. Do not shoot the typist)
I was looking up losers on the web the other night or more specifically "why women date losers." I first tried searching why women monkeys date loser monkeys on Google but that did not get us anywhere. Oddly enough, and feel free to google it for yourself, Paris Hilton was the top listing on Google.
"Paris Hilton likes monkeying around" is what it says specifically. That got Dave all hot and bothered and a hot monkey is the only thing worse than a poop throwing monkey as far as I am concerned.
Well I found a couple of articles on dating losers through Google on www.boingbook.com. I found it helpful but Dave was pissed off both at the fact there were no monkey related articles and that we did not go dig into that Paris Hilton thing any further. Anyway, I liked the site.
It is OK though, that was his "Worlds Greatest Monkey" cup in tiny pieces all over the floor now. I'm not cleaning it up.
